Summerlandish: Do as I Say, Not as I Did (Paperback)
Short Description for Summerlandish A hilarious memoir of growing up Generation Y in Gainsville, Florida, as the outspoken, outrageous child of an alternative single mum.
- Published: 01 September 2013
- Format: Paperback 224 pages
- ISBN 13: 9781742706443 ISBN 10: 1742706444
- Sales rank: 35,474
Full description for Summerlandish
Hi, my name is Summer Land. No really, it is. Clearly my mom Donna exhaled some of the abundance of free love she inhaled in the 60s when it came to naming me. Anyway, I should warn you that I'm what people call a sharer. Make that an oversharer. I really like telling stories - about myself. And they always seem to involve tattoos, tampons, booze and boys. Sometimes all at once. Just kidding! (Or am I?!) Now you're probably trying to figure out how someone born in 1987 can have anything to put in a memoir, but a lot has happened. So here it is: Summerlandish, all the hard-won butthole-tearing lessons I've learnt over the years - 'summer-ised' in their glamorously gory detail. So turn to the first page for my take on love, life and awkward moments involving too much caffeine and a noticeable lack of restraint. I'm still working on that :)