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A Bucket of Surprises: An A-Z of the Wittiest, Shrewdest and Most Memorable Stories, Proverbs, Jokes and Sayings (Paperback)
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all these other countries) Usually dispatched within 48 hours | |Short Description for A Bucket of SurprisesThis is a collection of the shrewd and memorable stories, proverbs, jokes and sayings.
Full description- Publisher: Monarch Books
- Published: 13 February 2003
- Format: Paperback 224 pages
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- Categories: Anthologies (non-poetry) | Humour | Humour Collections & Anthologies | Christian Life & Practice | Christian Ministry & Pastoral Activity
- ISBN 13: 9781854245885 ISBN 10: 1854245880
- Sales rank: 197,086
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Full description for A Bucket of Surprises
For years J.John and Mark Stibbe have recorded the most wise, offbeat, hardhitting and bizarre material they come across in the course of their study and travel. With remarkable generosity they have agreed to share this selection with the rest of us. He who loses money, loses much; he who loses a friend, loses much more; he who loses faith, loses all. THERE IS THE STORY OF A PERSON WHO GOT UP ONE SUNDAY AND ANNOUNCED TO HIS CONGREGATION: "I HAVE GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS. THE GOOD NEWS IS, WE HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY FOR OUR NEW BUILDING PROGRAMME. THE BAD NEWS IS, IT'S STILL OUT THERE IN YOUR POCKETS." On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: "Let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out." Advice to fathers over 40: keep an open mind and a closed refrigerator.

